Monday, January 21, 2013

A Confirmation Class Question

The confirmation teacher came to chastise me.
At coffee hour, her students ran to me,
      "Name three gifts from God!"
Apparently the right answers were
      prophecy, teaching, evangelism
      and the gifts of the Spirit.
I said popcorn, pretzels, and
      (striving to keep powdered sugar off
       my black suit as I took a bite)

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